Humor

Winter is Coming: the Dog is cold, and the Cat is Indifferent

Two hours and forty-seven minutes. Is this the cooking time for a pot roast? Is this the length of the Nutcracker at the local theater? Is that how long we spend lost on Facebook (or Instagram, or SnapChat, or Twitter…or…)? Nope. None of these. Two hours and forty-seven minutes was how long I slept last… Continue reading Winter is Coming: the Dog is cold, and the Cat is Indifferent

Adventures in Imperfection · Humor

A Dog’s Life: A Short Lesson in Being Ever-Hopeful

Most stories spin in my head until my brain demands that I write them down. The horror comes when the inspiration arrives during a time when I have nothing to write on or no device to record my thoughts. Such was the case today while running with my husband, and German Shorthair Pointer, Cleve. We… Continue reading A Dog’s Life: A Short Lesson in Being Ever-Hopeful

Humor · Monday Muchness

I Assume that the F-Bomb is an Inappropriate Mantra?

Are we done yet? I taste blood Wait, am I bleeding? Jeez! How hot is it in here? I can’t see I can’t feel my legs You want me to put my what where??? I’m all tingly! I can’t breathe! *Gasp *Cough  Am I dying? Bad word! Bad word! Bad word! ^%*(%*$(*% Did this internal… Continue reading I Assume that the F-Bomb is an Inappropriate Mantra?

Adventures in Imperfection · Completely Random · Humor

If You Give a Mom a Day Off: Shiny Objects Part Two

If you give a Mom a day off, she’s going to lay in bed. While she’s laying in bed, she’ll enjoy pancakes fed to her by an attentive husband and doting children. Then, she’ll realize she’s dreaming, wake up, and see cobwebs on the ceiling. She’ll hop out of bed to grab a broom. The… Continue reading If You Give a Mom a Day Off: Shiny Objects Part Two

Adventures in Imperfection · Guest Posts · Humor

That time my daughter found Nemo–then ate him (A Freshly Pressed Encore by Ned Hickson)

Happy Monday! You are in for a real treat today as my awesome blogger buddy, Ned Hickson, fills in for me. Ned is a syndicated columnist with News Media Corporation. His first book, Humor at the Speed of Life, is available from Port Hole Publications, Amazon.com or Barnes & Noble. His book occupies a spot on my desk… Continue reading That time my daughter found Nemo–then ate him (A Freshly Pressed Encore by Ned Hickson)

Humor · Sports

Is it just me, or is it freezing in here? (Royals baseball, baby!)

“When hell freezes over” is a phrase reserved for the impossible, improbable and “no way” type situations. I’ve heard hubs say the words when I mention him in skinny jeans as well as every time I have predicted that the Royals were heading into the post season. Well, BD…read it and weep: Our cousin, Nancy, posted this Atlanta… Continue reading Is it just me, or is it freezing in here? (Royals baseball, baby!)